Saturday, January 31, 2009
The Eternal Question
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Pixels to Polys: Manifesto
Pixels to Polys: Manifesto
What better place to discuss our plans for the blog than on the blog itself?
Here is a sort of start of the PtP Manifesto... the blog will be ever changing, and a sort of sum of what we all put into it, but I have some ideas for what I would like it to be.
-From the start, I think a realistic goal for us would be one post a day on the blog, between the three of us. More is better, and feel free to post often, several times a day, or back to back: but lets shoot for one post per day, minimum.
-The writing style should be casual, but not lazy, and if we’re not writing with voice (humor, sarcasm, earnestness and with our own styles) then I really don’t see what the point would be.
-The posts can be as long or short as possible... if it’s just one sentence, than it better be a good one. When it gets long we should make sure that it isn’t artificially long. No wasted sentences. Clean prose as Mr. Reed would say.
-We can do standard posts, but I think recurring articles/columns would be a cool way to write... for instance, I would like to do Top 5 lists... ex. Top 5 Game Narratives of the Year... maybe for the Top 5’s we could choose a topic and give eachother a day and do a post where we each make a Top 5 on the same topic... argue our points.
Other ideas:
-An ongoing Actor dictionary where we decide the defining roles for famous actors. ex. I will always think of Tom Cruise as Maverick, Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal, and Brad Pitt as Tyler Durdin... perhaps a weekly column would have us giving one actor, and explaining, or maybe 3 actors, we each choose one... something like that.
-We could do a column where we get in an AIM chat about a topic then post it to the board
-A links column... good sites, timely articles, etc
I hope you guys can come up with cool ideas too... lets share them, and write columns using each others ideas.
-Matt, you said you’re interested in retro games... a retro review column would be cool... where you play an old game on an emulator (er, or a legal way) and then write a review, or tell us that some legendary game actually sucks (I’m looking at you Zelda: Orcana of Time)
-Lets compliment each other's styles. I am a typical indie-art-house movie snob... perhaps Pat could counter my pretentiousness in movies by explaining to us why Star Wars is so good you can beat off to Hans Solo and not be considered gay. Maybe Matt wants to argue that Rocky IV or Teen Wolf is better than the Godfather... lets play to our strengths (sorry for pretending that your strengths are loving Teen Wolf and masturbating about Sci Fi classics)
-Oh, if you couldn’t tell the blog will be about multiple topics... mostly Video games... but also movies, books, pop culture, irreverent humor.
-Don’t worry that no one will read us for a long while... just keep posting... Arnold will probably read... and Dan... Parker won’t, but I don’t think he even knows how to read... the blog will probably suck for a long while as we try to find our style and niche... tell your friends, and we’ll find an audience if we keep it up.
Sorry this post is so long... please add your own ideas... I’m pumped.
Love,
Anthony
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Pixels to Polys MFers
Love,
Patrick
Thursday, January 1, 2009
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Hall of Fame
Games:
-Super Smash Bros. Melee
-ActRaiser
-Super Mario Bros. 3
-Burnout 3: Takedown
-Mega Man II
-Final Fantasy VI
-Super Mario 64
-Super Metroid
-NBA Hang Time
-Halo: Combat Evolved
-DOOM
-Earthworm Jim
-StarCraft
-Street Fighter II
Movies:
-High Fidelity
-Layer Cake
-The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
-Pulp Fiction
-Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
-Goldfinger
-Rear Window
-The Shawshank Redemption
-Heat
-Adaptation
-Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country
-Dr. Strangelove
-Transformers: The Movie
-Dawn of the Dead
Albums:
-Raw Power by The Stooges
-Weezer (Blue Album) by Weezer
-Cracked Rear View by Hootie & the Blowfish
-Led Zeppelin III by Led Zeppelin
-Kid A by Radiohead
-Parachutes by Coldplay
-Jar of Flies by Alice in Chains
-In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel
-Meteora by Linkin Park
-Doolittle by Pixies
-Yankee Hotel Foxtrot by Wilco
-Turn on the Bright Lights by Interpol
-Tommy by The Who
-One Day Remains by Alter Bridge
-2112 by Rush
-Reggatta de Blanc by The Police
-Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
-The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie
Books:
-Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
-The Dark Tower Series by Stephen King
-The Road by Cormac McCarthy
-The Lord of Rings Series by J.R.R. Tolkien
TV Shows:
-Arrested Development
-Freaks and Geeks
Archives 2009
Magic the Gathering
Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Katahdin - Abol Trail
Hall of Fame: Week 15
Review: The Eternal by Sonic Youth
Stream This: Auto-Tune the News
Babymaking Nation Vol. 6
Dear Microsoft...
Places to go during a Zombie Apocalypse: My House
Hall of Fame: Week 14
Dear Sega...
Review: Up
Stream This: Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2009
May
Hall of Fame: Week 13
You Probably Like These Things…I Passionately Do Not (Vol. 1)
Review: Terminator Salvation
Obscure Gems: Killer 7
Babymaking Nation Vol. 5
My Pal M. Night Shayamalan (Part One)
Swine Flu
Closed Captioned?
Hall of Fame: Week 12 / 100th Post
Internal Affairs: Pixels to Polys Survives April/May Slump…Looks to Future
The News Desk: One Millionth English word... Pwned?
The Formula: Beck Albums
Stream This: Unforgivable
You Suck, Facebook
Obscure Gems: Primer
Good New Music: Moby - Shot in the Back of the Head
Review: X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Life Lessons from Arcade Classics: Dig Dug
April
Obscure Gems: The Boy Least Likely To - Best Party...
Pixels to Polys Hall of Fame - Week 10
Collect Call from: Darth Vader
Airing of Grievances
And now, for a Pixels to Polys AIM chatroom moment...
The Pirate Renaissance
Top 5 Reasons Ventriloquists Suck
Pixels to Polys Hall of Fame - Week 9
Stream This: Pac-Man in Real Life
Why We Need A Zombie Apocalypse: Part Deux
Babymaking Nation Vol. 4
The Rant: Lost in Transition
Stream This: 200 Seconds of The Best Movie Lines
Hall of Fame - Week 8
Obscure Gems: M83 - Before the Dawn Heals Us
Dabman Begins
This Just In: Dabs Joins PtP
Anthony Goes Gay for Tom Brady
Babymaking Nation Vol. 3
Pixels to Polys Hall of Fame - Week 7
Top 5: Songs About the End of the World
Song of the Week: Bruce Springsteen - The Wrestler...
Stream This: Raider Fan Ruins Lives
March
High Definition Media: Where are we headed and wh...
Babymaking Nation Vol. 2
Hall of Fame
Reviews in a Few Sentences
Actor Profile: George Clooney
OnLive...WHOA!
Stream This: When you really need a drink...
My Thoughts on Twilight...
2 Month Anniversary
Stream This: Willy Wonka 2.0
From Pixels to Polys Hall of Fame - Week 5
The Rant: 80's Rock Music
Stream This: Turtle Rapes Shoe
Top 5: Worst Song Remakes
The Eternal Question - Monopoly v. Risk
Obscure Gems: Gary Allan - Tough All Over
Top 5: Cereals
MadWorld: Controversy from the Idiot Convention
Stream This: Saturday Morning Watchmen
From Pixels to Polys Hall of Fame - Week 4
The Rant: Bob Seger
Top 5: Jay-Z Tracks
The Formula: Lost
Why We Need A Zombie Apocalypse
The Rant: The Death of Solid Media...
Babymaking Nation
From Pixels to Polys Hall of Fame - Week 3
Reviews in a Few Sentances
The Rant: The Cyanide Capsule of Demos
Top 5: John Cusack Movies in Which John Cusack Get...
The Rant: Hollywood's Pussification Initiative
Plastic Instruments: Before Guitar Hero - Donkey K...
Obscure Gems: The Hold Steady - Stay Positive
February
This Just IN! Tom Brady gets hitched with Gisele
Hall Of Fame
Pixels to Polys: 1 Month Anniversary
The Eternal Question: ANR vs. FMJ
Lethal Weapon: A Review of Sorts
Obscure Gems: Fleet Foxes
The Formula: Chuck Palahniuk Novels
The Rant: We've all made a huge mistake
From Pixels to Polys Hall of Fame
Is this a terrible idea: The Blue Shirt
Top 5: Al Pacino Flicks
"World at War" or "World of Mediocrity"
The Formula: Wes Anderson Films
Obscure Gems: Dig!!! Lazarus Dig!!!
Top 5 Films About Infidelity
One for the Pixels to Polys crowd
Historically Overrated: Star Fox 64
Ode to the Jedi
Obscure Gems: Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures
Top 5: Alternative Sci-Fi Flicks
The Formula: Pixar Films
Retro-view: Suikoden
Reviews In A Few Sentences
Did the 1980's Kill Rock? (atleast temporarily)
Re: A Rant on the Critics of Linear Gameplay
Quadrilogy possible miss?
Best Harmonizing Band?
A Rant on the Critics of Linear Gameplay
...and Pablo Honey doesn't exist.
With Phil on their side...
January
The Eternal Question
Pixels to Polys: Manifesto
Pixels to Polys MFers
Babymaking Nation
1.) make babies
2.) make babies
3.) make babies
Basically, procreating was once the most important duty of the human race. It was our key to survival. As our globe quickly becomes overpopulated, this is not so much the case anymore. Procreation has now gone from a duty to more of a statement of one’s masculinity. Making a baby is the most effective way of saying...
“Ya, I’m a dude... I made that... by doing a chick.”
It’s all about proof of masculinity.
The group takes it’s mission statement ( “make babies” ) and defines everything else based on how it affects that goal. Whether something helps in the goal of making a baby, or if it fits within the rules of conduct of how a babymaker would act. The rating is simple, “in” or “out.” “In” if it helps make babies. “Out” if it doesn’t. Here at Pixels to Polys we would like to start an ongoing series where we tell you what things are in and what things are out. Act accordingly.
-Anthony
Babymaking Nation
-In: John Coltrain Records, Down-bedding and high thread count sheets
-Out: Talking Politics, Crocs
Babymaking Nation Vol. 2
-In: Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get it On”, Saying "I Love You", The Wire
-Out: Condoms, Mutton Chops
Babymaking Nation Vol. 3
-In: Money, Books
-Out: Lizards, Video Games
Babymaking Nation Vol. 4
-In: The Dream’s album Love vs. Money, Stanky Leg
-Out: Garlic, Being Nice
Babymaking Nation Vol. 5
-In: Chick Flicks, Boats
-Out: Romantic Dinners Out, Sweat/Natural Body Odor
Babymaking Nation Vol. 6
-In: Not Blogging, Desmond Hatchett
-Out: Periods, Magic the Gathering
The Rant
Magic the Gathering
Dear Microsoft...
Dear Sega...
Swine Flu
Lost in Translation
80's Rock Music
Bob Seger
The Death of Solid Media
The Cyanide Capsule of Demos
Hollywood's Pussification Initiative
We've all made a huge mistake
