Airing of Grievances

It’s a new Pixels to Polys tradition.  If it’s good enough for Festivus then it’s good enough for us.  Hey fellow contributors, I’ve got a lot of problems with you guys, and you’re going to hear about it.

Pat - Hey Pat, when I say that we should do a group chat for the blog, “Sorry, the new episode of 24 is on," is not an acceptable answer.

a.) I don’t care if Coppola filmed Godfather part 4 and they are airing it once, and only once, before destroying the recording and threatening everyone who sees it to a vow of silence, you better be in that chat room when I say when.

b.) It’s friggen’ 24.  Let me make this easy for you.  Jack is either wanted, inflicted with a terminal illness, or both.  Someone will inexplicably turn into a heel, or turn out to be a good guy, for no reason but the surprise.  There will be a mind-numbing number of twists until you just don’t care anymore.

Dabs - You backstabbin’ sonna’ b.  I let you into my house (blog) and you dedicate at least a line in each paragraph to shiv me in the back, then another sentence to twist it.  I can’t say I’m surprised, but I’m still disappointed.  Then you go and do some research to support your opinions in your post on the transition to digital television... if you ever actually read the blog then you would know that we don’t do research for our posts.  If you have a point to make the only acceptable way to strengthen it is to demean any opposing points and call into question the sexual preferences of anyone who would dare to disagree.  It’s a formula, and it works, how dare you try to alter it?

Matt - I’m saving this one for last.  Matt, for the most part you are like a son to me... so much so that I don’t know why I haven’t abandoned you yet.  I was molding you to be just like me (only not quite as good), but you had to go and carve out your own niche as a nasty old curmudgeon with a penchant for the rant.  I can’t say I’m not a little jealous, and then you have the nerve to pontificate on the idea of me as a female, calling it “suspiciously appealing.”  You sir, are a scumbag (but I like your style).

Anthony - I have no grievances with myself, just some advice.

a.) Don’t let the other three writers off the hook... ever.

b.) Keep writing blogs that are mostly self-promoting, with little or no insight into anything but yourself.

c.) Keep carrying this blog like a backpack, and dominating lives (like when you took all those cheap shots at the deaf people in the Dabs Intro)

d.) You really knocked those Tom Brady, Gary Allan, and Maine posts out of the park

Thanks me.

-Anthony