Stream This: Is that Dabs?

You all know the story. I stopped posting on the blog for a while, then that backstabber Dabs started running my name through the mud. To think I jumped through hoops to hire him on as PtP intern. Well anyway, he bounced once I came back, and for those of us wondering where he went and what he's been up to, I think I've found video evidence... apparently he is starting dance parties at weird festivals... catch him in the dark shorts in the video below.

-Anthony

Stream This: Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2009

The new official sport of Pixels to Polys is also the most violent activity possible.  It is unclear whether these poor souls gets to eat the cheese if they catch it, because no one ever actually catches the cheese... few even make it to the bottom without breaking their neck.  And what reward to you get if you actually make it to the bottom on your feet, what magnificent award awaits you?  A form tackle from one of the dick-heads on the bottom waiting to inflict pain on the few survivors of the hill run.  I’ve got to say, I love this sport.

Credit to Barstool Sports where I first saw the clip linked.

Stream This: Unforgivable

Look, there are two ways I could write this post.  I could come here, begging for your forgiveness for my two post-less weeks of PtP inactivity, like some sort of Dabs-esque pansy.  Or I could just do what I do, and let you realize how bad this world is without me writing on this blog.  

So I break the silence with a lazy Stream This post of the best YouTube clip ever recorded: Unforgivable.

Find me this guy, and he’s hired for the blog immediately.  He’s got the anger of Matt, the ferocity of Dabs, the superiority complex of me... It’s frankly enough for us to override Pat’s strict stance of “No blacks writing for the blog.”

Frankly Pat, your racism is unbecoming of you.

If you don’t think this guy would write some fantastic Babymaking Nation posts then you ain’t breathin’ brothers.

“B*tch you got siblings... and I don’t like it!”

-Anthony

Collect Call from: Darth Vader

So this is nothing new, but amazing none-the-less. Thought it deserved some Pixels to Polys action.
Anthony you probably won't get any of the references (So I threw the Senate at him!) but that is okay.
For the record I love Robot Chicken. I know most people don't, and I can totally understand why, but I think it is an amazing show. Maybe it is just because I like action figures. Or I have a short attention span.

Oh I almost forgot. Anthony can suck it.

-Dabs

Stream This: 200 Seconds of The Best Movie Lines

A few of these movie lines are outmatched or out of place, but this 200 seconds made me want to re-watch a ton of old flicks.

-Anthony

(Credit: found the clip on Barstool Sports)

Stream This: Raider Fan Ruins Lives

This loud voiced Raider's fan seems like he has a unique ability to ruin the lives of everyone around him simply by yelling. I've got to admit that I'm mostly just impressed by his persistence.

-Anthony

p.s. Real post coming up shortly.

Stream This: When you really need a drink...

We've all seen ridiculous videos of people doing really dumb acts of larceny. But i think this is one that will really give you a chuckle.

Enjoy.

-Pat

Stream This: Willy Wonka 2.0

Had to laugh at this...and I had nothing to post for today.

Stream This: Turtle Rapes Shoe

Turtle 1, Shoe 0

Seriously, that shoe belongs to the turtle now... retire it from the wardrobe immediately.

-Anthony

Stream This: Saturday Morning Watchmen

Watched this the other day...cracked me up after watching 3 hours of brutality, sex, and well, penis.

-Matt

One for the Pixels to Polys crowd

This seems very much like it could be real... I didn't want to post two vids on the site, but you should also seek out the Joaquin Phoenix appearance on Letterman if you missed it. Instant classic. Thanks for reading, we've got some new ideas coming up next week. Have a weekend.