Tom Brady Marries most beautiful woman alive... go figure.
Immediate plans Tom says are to, "Start banging out some real winners, both on the field and in the bedroom." Tom continued to explain that, "I can't let the Manning Family start taking all my glory just cause they have as many rings as I do. I'm gonna start producing so the insurance of my "dynasty" is forever secured."
We all here at Pixels to Polys applaud Tom on his efforts and his decision to make at least one girl honest before knock'n em up.
-Pat
Tom Brady...IN!
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ReplyDeleteAnd I'm done beating off to Gisele now... she is family.
if i have to stop beating off to Gisele jus to be a part of this blog. i'm out man, i'm so fucking out. listen this is the second scare of this nature and i really don't appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteLucky for all of you, Gisele has a twin sister. Unlucky for all of you, she's not an identical twin.
ReplyDeleteAlso unlucky for us, we are all freaks and Teds who wouldn't stand a chance anyway.
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