I don’t need to explain this much further than:
“In” = helps making babies
“Out” = hinders making babies
“In” is good by the way... we’re men, we’re here to make babies.
In
Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get it On” - Matt mentioned this song on a previous Stream This. Ignore the man’s last name, Gaye new how to write babymaking music, and this song is his moneyshot, so to speak. I’ve heard legends that this song has actually impregnated women with no man present.
Saying “I love you” - Fella’s, you don’t have to mean it. You just have to say it. It is a natural aphrodisiac for the ladies, and can really get the wheels turning. And by wheels turning, I mean sexing started.
The Wire - This really has nothing to do with babymaking, but it’s a great TV show, and you should watch it.
Out
Condoms - This one is obvious guys, but I still feel the need to emphasize this. There are no benefits to using one of these disgusting rubbery things. You can’t feel anything, and it doesn’t put babies in your ladies tummy.
Mutton chops - This off-putting brand of facial hair growth will send women running in the opposite direction. Ideally facial hair should indicate to a possible suitor that you are a man, but not necessarily a part-wolf-man. Mustaches, five-o-clock shadows, and beards are preferred; anything that may tickle a women when you kiss them. Mutton chops are unsightly and unbecoming.
-Anthony
Marvin Gaye probably could take credit for at least 75-80% of the babies being made since '73. The other 20-25% were made the old fashioned way, liquor.
ReplyDeleteQuestion: After "Let's Get It On", what other two songs do you think would make the top 3 of baby making songs?
*None of this stats have been verified
Anthony, I have lied away in bed for many nights questioning mutton chops, but not now...good call.
ReplyDeleteand Arnold, I'm going to have to research this, but the fact that you put a disclaimer at the bottom only enforced my belief that you do your research, Pixels to Polys doesn't give out gold stars, but if they did you'd get one
Top three baby making songs
ReplyDelete1. Love gun, Kiss
2. Feel like making love, totally a given.
3. anything by heart, including crappy zepplin remakes. the wilson sisters take me from 6 to midnight in a hurry. (this fact has been verified, wheres my damn gold star?)
But i find songs might not necessarily suffice. so just short of making a babymaking mix tape, i think we really need to include CD's. babymaking isn't a sprint its a marathons.
top three Cd's
1. Dreamboat Annie, i'm not lying, heart fucking rules.
2. Rumors, fleetwood mac
3. Coldplay CD's, doesn't matter which one. the ladies love them.
i would also like to give an honorable mention to "coutry gold saturday night" on the FM radio.
Disclaimer, It is only acceptable to listen to country gold saturday night while making babies, if said baby making is performed in the back of a pickup truck.
Why would anyone do a top 3 list of anything... it's top 5 of top 100 or you're wasting your time
ReplyDelete...if your taking longer than 3 songs to make a baby, you're doing it wrong.
ReplyDeletei must protest, i hate babymaking..... i just love to practice...
ReplyDeletelol at Arnold's post... that is so true
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